Who is NOT the next Strawhat (but you'd love them to be)

Title says it all.

It can be literally anyone in the One Piece universe. Buggy. Mihawk. Boa Hancock, Smoker ...

And then state why!

(Law. Because Strawhat/Law antics are hilarious and Law is super awesome).

More ideas:

Sentoumaru
Kizaru
Aokiji
Bon Clay
Sabo
Monet
Etc...